What is love??
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In France: is a comedy.
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In England: is tragedy.
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In Italy: is a wounder.
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In germany: is a drama.
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But,
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In India:
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Ek national game, jo aajkal sabai khel6an.

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Funny Tweeets.com: Which is the Most Dangerous Alphabet ??Answer "W"....

Funny Tweeets.com: Which is the Most Dangerous Alphabet ??Answer "W"....: Which is the Most Dangerous Alphabet ?? Answer "W"...!!! It is Tension Generator... All the Worries Get Initiated with "W&qu...

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मुन्द्रे साउदी अरब गएछ । त्यहाँको गर्मी देखेर उसले...

मुन्द्रे साउदी अरब गएछ । त्यहाँको गर्मी देखेर उसले...: मुन्द्रे साउदी अरब गएछ । त्यहाँको गर्मी देखेर उसले कोक फ्यान्टाको पसल राख्ने बिचार गरेछ । एकदिन उसले पसल खोलेछ । अरबीले अंग्रेजी र नेपाली भ...

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Funny Tweeets.com: Did You Know?1. Your shoes are the first thing peo...

 Did You Know?1. Your shoes are the first thing peo...: Did You Know? 1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hou...

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मुन्द्रे साउदी अरब गएछ । त्यहाँको गर्मी देखेर उसले कोक फ्यान्टाको पसल राख्ने बिचार गरेछ । एकदिन उसले पसल खोलेछ । अरबीले अंग्रेजी र नेपाली भाषा नबुझ्ने अनि मुन्द्रेले अरबी भाषा नबुझ्ने । त्यसैले चित्रबाट बुझाउनलाई क्रमैसँग यस्तो पोष्टर बनाएछ । (चित्र आफै कल्पना गर्नुस है)
आलस्य भएको/थाकेको - चिसो पिएको - फुर्ति आएको
यस्तो गर्दा पनि कोही पनि उसको पसलमा आएनछन् । पसलमा आएका पनि चीत्र हेरेर फर्कने रहेछन् । उसको लगानी फसेछ । एउटा पनि ग्राहक नआएपछि मुन्द्रेले घाटा खाएर शेरेलाई पसल बेचेछ । शेरेले पसल किनेपछि धमाधम ग्राहक आउन थालेछन् । शेरेको ब्यापार धेरै फस्टाएछ ।
मुन्द्रेले शेरे पनि टेनसनमा होला भनेर एकदिन भेट्न गएछ । मुन्द्रे पसल जाँदा ग्राहकको भिड देखेर अचम्म परेछ र शेरेलाई भनेछ: तैले के जादु गरिस्?
शेरे: केही जादु होइन । उ त्यहाँ चित्र हेर् त ।
मुन्द्रेले राखेको चित्रलाई शेरेले यसरी राखेको थियो
फुर्ती आएको - चिसो पिएको - आलस्य भएको / थाकेको
शेरे: तैलै केहि बुझिस् ?
मुन्द्रे: अहँ ।
शेरे: तलाई थाहा छैन अरबीले उल्टो (बायाँ)तिरबाट पढ्छन् भनेर । तैले बनाएको चित्रलाई उल्टोबाट हेर् त के हुन्छ ?
त्यसपछि मुन्द्रे फेन्ट ।

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DICTIONARY यस्तो चिज हो
जहाँ
1. Death, Life भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
2. End, Start भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
3. Divorce, Marriage भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
4. Child, Parents भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
5. Evening, Morning भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
6. Result, Test भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
7. Destination, Struggle भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
8. Dinner, Lunch भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
9. Doctor, Fever भन्दा अघि आऊँछ
केवल एक चीज Dictionary मा सहि आऊँछ
त्यो हो 'FRIENDS', जो Relatives
भन्दा अघि आऊछ |

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Did You Know?
1. Your shoes are the first thing people
subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's
a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look
exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll
meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and
keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father,
and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep",
you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking
your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot
resist noticing - Food, attractive people and danger
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their
right side
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly
shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were
to disappear from earth, humans would be dead
within 4 years.
11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you
ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20
years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but
you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those
who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many
people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times
as much information as Wikipedia
16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt
light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil
1.5 litres of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm
is the smallest cell !!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to
dissolve razor blades!!
20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while
you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
#### Share this to everyone on your list to help
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Which is the Most Dangerous Alphabet ??

Answer "W"...!!!

It is Tension Generator...
All the Worries Get Initiated with "W"...?Who?Why??What?When?Which?Whom?Where?.. .............?
War...Wine..Whisky
Women...Wealth WORK WORRIES
And Finally .......
Believe It or Not..........

" WIFE... !!!!!"

And the Most Dangerous Question Coming from W (wife),
(WHO IS SHE ???)

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Happy Holi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you spending hours of time in browsing social networking sites, and still don’t know any idea on making money online? Come on here you are! I’ll be talking with making money online on your own. Don’t believe on internet scam where people cheat you by motivating you to follow them to earn dollars online. they will never let you be rich rather they themselves try to be rich by making you scapegoat. Ok, lets not talk about them lets talk about ourselves, how can we do make money online legally and without cheating others.

·       Sell your unnecessary and unused stuffs!

          I know you do have so many things in your room that you don’t use, in a sense unnecessary things. Try to sell all those things on ebay.com. if you don’t have access to ebay use social networking sites. offer your goods on bid. You can post “Sale” on your wall of facebook or twitter.

·       sell stuffs of others and get commission!

          If you don’t have things to sell go for your neighours’ unused thing to sell. Follow the same procedure and get money.

·       Create a website or blog and earn from Google Adsense.

Google provides ads to your site or blog and pay you on pay per click basis. To get ads from google and to make dollars you need to have heavy traffic on your site. Boost your site visitors  through facebook or twitter. But to do all these things you need to have google adsense account that you can create easily and for free.

·       Make money on facebook and twitter.

I know you use facebook, twitter or both. Create page or do make money from your own account. Increase followers. The best way to increase followers is to follow others. Get advertisement from Google or get it from local business houses and post it . you also can join marketing team of any company and can boost your transaction through internet. Keep in mind if you post only advertisement people will start unfollow you so do it occasionally.

·       Promote your existing business!

If you are already in business go for online promotion. Create page on facebook or twitter. Increase your traffic by inviting people or by offering some discount or lottery on online transaction. Get enjoy making online money. 

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Tips on making money online!

Tips for making money online!

Are you spending hours of time in browsing social networking sites, and still don’t know any idea on making money online? Come on here you are! I’ll be talking with making money online on your own. Don’t believe on internet scam where people cheat you by motivating you to follow them to earn dollars online. they will never let you be rich rather they themselves try to be rich by making you scapegoat. Ok, lets not talk about them lets talk about ourselves, how can we do make money online legally and without cheating others.

·       Sell your unnecessary and unused stuffs!

          I know you do have so many things in your room that you don’t use, in a sense unnecessary things. Try to sell all those things on ebay.com. if you don’t have access to ebay use social networking sites. offer your goods on bid. You can post “Sale” on your wall of facebook or twitter.

·       sell stuffs of others and get commission!

          If you don’t have things to sell go for your neighours’ unused thing to sell. Follow the same procedure and get money.

·       Create a website or blog and earn from Google Adsense.

Google provides ads to your site or blog and pay you on pay per click basis. To get ads from google and to make dollars you need to have heavy traffic on your site. Boost your site visitors  through facebook or twitter. But to do all these things you need to have google adsense account that you can create easily and for free.

·       Make money on facebook and twitter.

I know you use facebook, twitter or both. Create page or do make money from your own account. Increase followers. The best way to increase followers is to follow others. Get advertisement from Google or get it from local business houses and post it . you also can join marketing team of any company and can boost your transaction through internet. Keep in mind if you post only advertisement people will start unfollow you so do it occasionally.

·       Promote your existing business!

If you are already in business go for online promotion. Create page on facebook or twitter. Increase your traffic by inviting people or by offering some discount or lottery on online transaction. Get enjoy making online money. 

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When I was a Cute Child, Every girl
Wanted to Kiss Me. I allowed them
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Now I want to kiss many cute girls but
they
don't allow.
..
Moral: Girls Are Selfish.=p

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When I was a Cute Child, Every girl
Wanted to Kiss Me. I allowed them
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but
they
don't allow.
..
Moral: Girls Are Selfish.=p

Read More